Monday, November 16, 2009

Monday Morning Movie Review

I had to do it.....had to go see 2012, along with the rest of Texas. I know, I know, but I love those world ending, sorta weirdness movies. I was hoping for an alien return, but this movie didn't take that angle at all. Bummer.

The acting was pretty good. I like John Cusak, which helps. The plot was pretty good and the special effects were great (of course), but the movie made that fatal flaw that I cringe now when I see it - the last seconds of the world reveal by the ONLY person who can actually prevent the world from ending. I will make up a fake example so as not to give away plot:

Robot voice: 30 seconds until the end of the world.
Hero: I'll always love you. No matter what happens. Remember that picnic in college, the one where you had on that pink sweater with the white daisies? ..........
Robot voice: 20 second until the end of the world.
Hero: Son, I was always proud of you, even though I didn't say it enough. Remember that football game where you threw for ten touchdowns and nailed that cheerleader after the game.........
Robot voice: 10 seconds until the end of the world.

Seriously? Really? C'mon Hollywood. Please give up this overused, ridiculous, not-in-the-least poignant waste of screen time. Have you heard of pacing???????? My editor would kill you for this.

Deadly DeLeon

6 comments:

Leslie Langtry said...

I'm dying to see it. The special effects look awesome. Wonder if I can take an extra long lunch hour this week...

Jana DeLeon said...

It would have to be extra, extra long. I think the movie was over two hour. I lost track.

Wendy Roberts said...

I like your robot version of a movie better. You should write it. Probably lots of people would rather see that and laugh their asses off he he!

Jana DeLeon said...

LOL, Wendy. I don't know that I could write anything that foolish, but hey, I'm creative. Ha.

Tori Lennox said...

I want to see it just for the thrill ride special effects.

Btw, I LOVED Mischief in Mudbug!!! :)

Jana DeLeon said...

Thanks, Tori! Have you figured out who killed Helena yet? :)