Ever since the advent of pc's and the drop in cost so that everyone can own one, many, many people have decided they can write books. After all, there's spell check, right? I am not usually a huge joke sharer, but I received this last week and couldn't figure it out then when I read the "punch line" I laughed until I cried. So take a look at the picture and see if you can figure out what happened during this conversation. And remember, for all you aspiring writers out there, this is your competition. :)
Keep in mind this actually did happen. This is someone who was moving from an insurance claims office. (Study the picture, then read the text below it for the big revealing)
Did you figure it out??????? No. Well, here's one person's interpretation of the events that transpired to create such a monstrosity. Warning - Spew Alert!
Walmart Employee: Hello 'dis be Walmarts, how can I help you?
Customer: I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.
Walmart Employee: What you want on the cake?
Customer: "Best Wishes Suzanne" and underneath that "We will miss you."
Have you stopped laughing yet? Can you breathe? Did you remember to put down your soda?