1. Goatee stubble is hard to clean out of tile grout.
2. I snore. (Huh. Really? I never noticed…)
3. I am totally turned on by a guy doing my laundry.
4. Nothing drags you out a deep sleep quickly like the guy next to you in bed shouting nonsense in his sleep.
5. There is never a time of year when you can’t find either baseball or football on TV.
Okay, your turn. What have you learned since meeting your significant other?
~Trigger Happy Halliday