Mayan Insider Scoop! Developed Armageddon “Prophecy” After Tequila Bender
SKULL VALLEY, ARIZONA— It seems that impending doom is not upon us, after all.
Sources close to the Mayan high command confirm that the end of the world predicted for Dec. 12, 2012 was created as part of a prank which occurred after the annual Mayan holiday party celebration. Two calendar-makers, tentatively identified as Jorge and Frank, imbibed a bit too much as part of the traditional “sun ritual” and thought it would be funny to make a few slight alterations to the calendar they were creating.
In addition to the Armageddon date, Jorge and Frank included such made-up events as “Worship Of The Ferrets”, “Day of Farting”, and “FRANK ROOLZ!!!” within the regular assortment of Mayan holidays. Since the calendar had already been proofread, the new “holidays” were not caught until the official carvings were already made.
Cataclysmic events such as changes in the earth’s gravitational pull, global warming, and alien invasions have been associated with reaching the13th b'ak'tun, as predicted in the false prophecy. Jorge and Frank have both been removed from their official calendar duties and have been reassigned to the ziggurat cleaning crews.
Okay, so why am I on here talking about paranormal prophecies? It’s all part of the launch of Immortally Yours, the first book in the new Monster MASH series. The books take place in and around a paranormal MASH unit during a seemingly endless war.
I wanted to give readers a taste of the series. So I set up a special website for PNN (The Paranormal News Network), which is the news outlet covering the war. www.PNN-Network.com The doctors, nurses and support staff at the MASH 3063rd watch it on the only television in camp, a beat up, 1970's cabinet model that is set up in the mess hall.
I figured it’s a fun way to give everyone a sneak peek at the kind of world I've created in my new series. To celebrate, I’m giving away a copy of Immortally Yours right now. Just check out www.PNN-Network.com and post the title of your favorite article in the comments below!