I know your job is crazy - the middle east is always a mess and there's volcanoes erupting and flooding and stuff and so many people are praying and you have to listen to them all - but could you please check your super-duper-weather scheduling map and remove the "bitter cold, ice and snow" from Texas? It's Texas, remember? Hot, sometimes humid, sometimes dry, rarely, rarely, rarely cold and almost never covered with snow?
Texans aren't prepared for snow. The word "counter-steer" is not in their vocabulary and they think anti-lock brakes are meant to be ridden every square inch of the road. Even worse, many, many people moved here from New England to get away from this weather, and not only are they right back in it, now they're in it with a bunch of fools.
So if you could just heat it up a little. Not much, just above freezing for the rest of eternity is all I ask.
Deadly (I've-been-locked-in-my-house-and-am-losing-my-mind) DeLeon
Monday, February 07, 2011
Posted by Jana DeLeon at 6:46 AM