Monday, September 20, 2010

Couldn't Have Planned It Better Myself

Ever once and a while in life, you hear about something that is simply a thing of beauty. It's like all stars aligned perfectly for something to happen. But rarely do you get to see it yourself. Well, I got to witness one of those things last week driving to work. And best of all, it was a thing of beauty in a negative karma coming back on you way.

So I'm driving to work on the freeway in the left lane. It's two lanes both ways with a full center lane for turning (completely open - no barriers). So I'm about 30 yards behind a huge pickup truck in the right lane and its tire comes completely off the front driver's side. Well, the truck hits the ground and the driver immediately makes for the shoulder. The tire continues at 60mph in the lane in front of me, so I slow down and motion outside my window to the 18-wheeler behind me, hoping he's paying attention. The 18-wheeler flashed his lights that he understood and pulled into the center median, hitting his brakes.

So we're both driving slow, behind the tire, which shows no signs of leaving the highway or stopping, when a guy that was in a car behind the 18-wheeler pulls up behind me and I can see him bitching and cussing. So he swings to the right and looks down the freeway, see the tire, but apparently decides it's a good idea to pass it. So he honks his horn and give me and the 18-wheeler driver the finger and rushed down the freeway.

As he pulls abreast of the tire, the tire decides to make a 180-degree turn right into the front of his car, which sends him off in the ditch - and it had POURED down rain the night before, so mud and water splashed everywhere. He jumps out, arms waving and cussing, and the darn tire just bounces out from under his car and continues back down the freeway. The 18-wheeler guy and I just kept driving. So I look over at the trucker, who is now in the right lane beside me and he's looking down at me just shaking his head and laughing, his face beet red. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. That darn tire rolled at least another fifty yards before hitting the ditch. Then continued in the ditch forever, so neither one of use would pass it. Finally it went off into the corn field and we got to speed up and continue with our day.

So what are the odds? I mean, a million things had to occur to make that all happen. If I could have video-taped it, it would be viral on YouTube! So I figure, aside from giving me the rod, that idiot-tire-passing-guy must have done something to send karma back on him.

Once I could breath properly again without collapsing into laughter and tears, I called my brother and told him about it. He said "you should have stopped so that the idiot who tried to pass the tire can't blame the guy who lost the tire for the wreck, since it could have easily been avoided."

To which I replied "He'd have to prove the tire caused the wreck to begin with, and the tire fled the scene."

Deadly DeLeon


Leslie Langtry said...

(wait, do I need to say "period?")
Anyway, awesome, Jana! Glad you were there to see it!

krisgils33 said...

you have to be making that up (you are a story teller after all!!!). that is totally awesome! glad you made it out without a scratch!

catslady said...

"and the tire fled the scene" haha

I just love it when people get their comeuppance. Thanks for the laugh.

Jana DeLeon said...

Thanks, Leslie! I wish you could have been there, too! We'd still be laughing...and making fun of idiot guy, of course. :)

Jana DeLeon said...

kris - pinkie-swear, it's all true. I wish I was 17 and could operate an iphone in my sleep and with one hand. Then maybe I would have thought about recording the tire when it was rolling and caught the whole wreck afterward.

But it was greatness. Truly.

Jana DeLeon said...

catslady - My first thought when the tire sent him into the ditch and kept going was "I wonder what he did." LOL

Tori Lennox said...

Oh, that is AWESOME!!!!!!

And just shows that God has a sense of humor. LOL!

Jana DeLeon said...

Tori - I absolutely agree!

Jana DeLeon said...

Tori - I absolutely agree!

Christie Craig said...

Love it, Jana!!!!!!

Thanks for the laugh!