Wednesday, July 18, 2012
So, I ran across this old ad. Basically, if your husband has withdrawn from you intimately, "instead of blaming him....she should question herself."
That's right - because Peggy doesn't douche with Lysol, Dave has lost all interest in sex. This of course means:
1) Dave has a weird, antiseptic aromatherapy fetish,
2) Back then, people really, really, really, had no idea how Lysol was supposed to be used,
3)The Lysol label had 'simple directions' on how much to douche with,
4) Apparently, 'many doctors advise their patients to douche regularly with Lysol brand disinfectant.
I've decided what to do with my time machine. And if I can't get a time machine, I'll just have to kill off some men in my next book.
Posted by Leslie Langtry at 2:00 AM