Wonce again, we went to Wild, Wacky Wisconsin for a Woadtrip!
It was a short vacation to Lake Geneva and Milwaukee, and it did not disappoint. Here are a few of the highlights:
At the Animal Gardens...
The Accursed "Kittens for Adoption" Room. Note the look on her face... This is a bad, bad place. Never take a teen girl there...
The statue of Romeo, the Serial Killer Elephant in Delavan, WI. Over the course of his career, he killed 5 people. When he died, they built a statue in his honor in Wisconsin.
A very long sign devoted to a brick road. You'd think it was made of human gallstones, unicorn testicles or something special to get a sign like this. But no, it's just a brick road in a small town in Wisconsin.
REAL HARD EVIDENCE that brother and sister can still have fun together!!! They will deny it - but this is proof that it happened!
According to my children, the MAIN reason for going to Wisconsin - Cheese Curds! Sometimes, they had several orders as one big meal. What?
Did you know flamingos bend this way?
My favorite - a bird who looks like a cartoon villain! I want one! I would name him Smedley.
My daughter thought this meant that, like Pat the Bunny, she could Pat the Jaguar... I actually toyed with slipping the zookeeper a twenty to see if it was possible.
Mr. Assassin and I were so excited! A statue of Fonzie in Milwaukee!!! The kids posed, then asked, "Who's this guy?" Sigh. Nick at Night has failed a generation.
How was your vacation?