tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4542417548623715196.post7449713902319817164..comments2023-11-03T08:03:15.599-05:00Comments on Killer Fiction: Author T. Sue VersteegKathy Bacushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07549844839816876766noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4542417548623715196.post-84740286533724954642009-08-16T22:29:13.434-05:002009-08-16T22:29:13.434-05:00OMGoodness!! These lines are super funny!! (Sorry ...OMGoodness!! These lines are super funny!! (Sorry I'm coming into this a day late!!!) I just wanted to stop by and say great blog! WTG T Sue! Miss Hellion" "unfertilized!" that was priceless! :DMaria Nighthttp://www.marianight.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4542417548623715196.post-62159885312510624962009-08-16T09:25:12.067-05:002009-08-16T09:25:12.067-05:00A married guy tried to pick me up once. When I tur...A married guy tried to pick me up once. When I turned him down he said, "I might be married, but I'm not dead." I replied, "You are as far as I'm concerned."L.K. Campbellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17772597654874412965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4542417548623715196.post-84934070564507362462009-08-15T23:20:47.346-05:002009-08-15T23:20:47.346-05:00I love the Unfertilized comeback! OMG! That is a...I love the Unfertilized comeback! OMG! That is a keeper for sure :)<br />I am amazed at all of the good lines you guys. I bow to your greatness...es. LOLT. Sue VerSteeghttp://www.tsueversteeg.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4542417548623715196.post-2786557235101734972009-08-15T22:07:20.547-05:002009-08-15T22:07:20.547-05:00Oh gosh, one time me and my friends were at this b...Oh gosh, one time me and my friends were at this bar, and this guy walks up, stares strait at my chest, and says: "You have beautiful eyes."<br /><br />My friends cracked up, but the noise didn't seem to distract him.<br /><br />So I shrugged at them with a grin- I'm one of those people who find humor in everything- lifted his chin so his eyes met mine and said, "Thanks. But the ones up here are even better."<br /><br />I was so proud of my drunken' self LOL. Usually, I can only think of comebacks LATER!!Chelsea Bnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4542417548623715196.post-49725905462409492612009-08-15T21:43:37.744-05:002009-08-15T21:43:37.744-05:00The best line I ever heard--from my friend Mac (an...The best line I ever heard--from my friend Mac (and we were just friends so he was only sharing to be funny)--was:<br /><br />Mac: *walking past me, pausing, then looking at me with soulful eyes* Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk past again?<br /><br />So then I gave him my favorite pick up line. I licked my finger, touched his shirt, then mine and said, "How about you and me going back to my place and getting out of these wet clothes?"<br /><br />However in real life, I don't get pick up lines. Men just don't bother. I'm generally known as a fiery redhead. If a man asked me how I liked my eggs in the morning, my response would be: "Unfertilized."<br /><br />The only real story I have is a guy from my history class who used to pursue me, if you want to call it that, and he was about as charming as the guy you describe in your blog. He'd been missing a few days from class--the BEST days I'll have you note--and when he returned, he sat down beside me and said, "Hey! You missed me?" and I didn't lift my gaze from teh book I was reading, but replied, "Like a dose of the clap."Hellie Sinclairhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03933713255844695337noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4542417548623715196.post-13832249234868363632009-08-15T16:24:01.266-05:002009-08-15T16:24:01.266-05:00Hi :)
Thanks for having T. Sue Versteeg on your bl...Hi :)<br />Thanks for having T. Sue Versteeg on your blog and thank you Sue for sharing.<br />I am loving the pick up lines in the comments.<br />Congrats on the many birthdays and events for you, Sue.<br />True overheard conversation at bar:<br />Him: Walks up to girl at table with her friends.<br />(He is model-good-looking & it is close to closing time)<br />Him: Hi.<br />Her: Smiles as she looks him over.<br />Him: Wanna go to my place<br />Her: Sure<br />:)<br />I think that pick up line only works if you`re as good looking as George Clooney, etc.<br />:)<br />All the best,<br />twitter: RKCharron<br />xoxoRK Charronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07363516910545064180noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4542417548623715196.post-45607496542512162612009-08-15T14:11:47.895-05:002009-08-15T14:11:47.895-05:00OMG, you guys are killing me! Sorry I've been...OMG, you guys are killing me! Sorry I've been sporadic today, but we had my mother's birthday two days ago, my baby's birthday is today and the folk's anniversary is in two days. BUSY WEEKEND. Keep 'em coming! :)T. Sue VerSteeghttp://www.tsueversteeg.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4542417548623715196.post-15338259826359193202009-08-15T13:15:38.609-05:002009-08-15T13:15:38.609-05:00I just signed my post "Beccay". Hmm. I g...I just signed my post "Beccay". Hmm. I guess that's a cross between my real name (Becky) and my pen name (Becca). <br /><br />:)Becca Simonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16907103716602407510noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4542417548623715196.post-78988652060912402682009-08-15T13:13:58.047-05:002009-08-15T13:13:58.047-05:00The funniest pickup line ever used on me was, &quo...The funniest pickup line ever used on me was, "Wanna go halves on a baby with me?" My reply: I handed him a coin and said, "No, but here's a quarter if you go away."<br /><br />Mary, I love that the young man stood up for you. :) I bet that lady will never, ever forget that moment.<br /><br />BeccayBecca Simonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16907103716602407510noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4542417548623715196.post-64866357001892247932009-08-15T13:05:08.657-05:002009-08-15T13:05:08.657-05:00I'm loving these lines!!!
Thanks so much for ...I'm loving these lines!!!<br /><br />Thanks so much for coming to play with us at Killer Fiction.<br /><br />CCChristie Craighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13838947086349600665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4542417548623715196.post-24913484721475504002009-08-15T13:01:02.139-05:002009-08-15T13:01:02.139-05:00My sister and I were at Macy's when a lady cam...My sister and I were at Macy's when a lady came up to her and complained about her autistic daughter humming. Now since humming is a mild thing, I got ticked. And asked her if she ever thought before she opened her pie hole. (I know, I'm bad), so she said "Well I never." And gave me a face. Next to my sister a young man spoke up. "Well, now you have!" He told her. She walked away angry and I loved it.Mary Ricksenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12676306822821614446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4542417548623715196.post-49697837234819230742009-08-15T12:22:00.482-05:002009-08-15T12:22:00.482-05:00This was used on my friend. "I'm like Ame...This was used on my friend. "I'm like American Express, don't go home without me." She didn't go for it, but it was pretty funny to me.Janehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13040629694490652973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4542417548623715196.post-66016751869614538322009-08-15T11:42:54.978-05:002009-08-15T11:42:54.978-05:00I don't get many pick up lines, though I do ge...I don't get many pick up lines, though I do get alot of guys who "accidently" bump into me to try to get a conversation started. I'm starting think I should start tripping the guys I want to talk to. <br /><br />The best line I ever got was "I give you my shirt." (My girlfriends and I were talking about how we wanted a shirt like the bartender was wearing.) My response was "No thanks, I saw that shirt in the ladies department at JC Pennys and it was on sale. I didn't buy it then and I don't want it now."Refhaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09064218599795539844noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4542417548623715196.post-52321724880794107842009-08-15T11:12:48.123-05:002009-08-15T11:12:48.123-05:00True story #1-
Him: Wow, you're eyes are beau...True story #1- <br />Him: Wow, you're eyes are beautiful. It's like they're looking right into my soul.<br /><br />ME: (run gaze from his toe to forehead)Yeah and you need to go to church and confess that goat thing.<br />(Walk away)<br /><br />True story #2-<br /><br />Him:(smiles are a few minutes of eye contact)<br /><br />Me: (Walks over, scoops cherry out of glass, plops it in his beer) So, you've got my cherry. See anything else you'd like?<br /><br /><br />SCORE!!!Inez Kelleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07476367540175269903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4542417548623715196.post-76981639785537593252009-08-15T09:14:14.134-05:002009-08-15T09:14:14.134-05:00LOL! Leigh! The one I'll mention wasn't e...LOL! Leigh! The one I'll mention wasn't even said to me. Most men don't give me pick up lines. I've always been the girl you take home to mother. *snirk*.<br />But my best friend heard this one.<br />"Do they miss you?"<br />My friend frown, puzzled. "Who?"<br />"Heaven. Cause yer an angel."<br />Yes, he was very, very drunk.Jennifer Leelandhttp://jenniferleeland.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4542417548623715196.post-71077609128120911022009-08-15T08:55:05.640-05:002009-08-15T08:55:05.640-05:00Well, beware of sales clerks...I have used this li...Well, beware of sales clerks...I have used this line (to my benefit) and reenacted it in chapter one of my contemporary: "Can I help you with your pants?"<br /><br />Ok. it made sense at the timeLeigh Royalshttp://leighroyals.comnoreply@blogger.com