Comments on Killer Fiction: The World According To Jack

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I just peed my pants. That J...

2008-10-15T21:59:00.000-07:00

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I just peed my pants. That Jack is something else. HILARIOUS!!!

Thanks for the laughs - my girls are grown now so ...

2008-10-01T14:07:00.000-07:00

Thanks for the laughs - my girls are grown now so I don't get to hear those bits of wisdom anymore lol.

It has to be a boy thing.

2008-10-01T13:29:00.000-07:00

It has to be a boy thing.

OMG, you guys are cracking me up. Just wait. Y'all...

2008-10-01T12:17:00.000-07:00

OMG, you guys are cracking me up. Just wait. Y'all ain't seen nuthin yet. Wait till they hit 16. We're at 17 1/2 right now and I'm pretty sure there will be casualties.

Suzan, I think your son is onto something there re...

2008-10-01T10:20:00.000-07:00

Suzan, I think your son is onto something there regarding reality. Although in my imaginary world, everything tastes like filet mignon.

Terrio, Lucy & Rhonda - I think you should contact Wal-Mart with your daughter's ideas. I think they are viable.

Gemma - so true. 8-year old boys are from another planet.

And Keri, you go girl. Hell, filet mignon is cheaper than diapers!

I'm not winning mom awards either. I'm potty train...

2008-10-01T09:53:00.000-07:00

I'm not winning mom awards either. I'm potty training. And I'm using the reward system. With M&M's.

But hey, my boy will be 18 months next week and he likes tee-tee'ing in the potty! 3 little M&M's per potty trip is a lot cheaper than diapers.

Les, my little guy is 8, too, and I think you're r...

2008-10-01T09:30:00.000-07:00

Les, my little guy is 8, too, and I think you're right, something happens at that age! Anytime I would complain about a bad date, his answer: "Have you tried match dot com yet? It's Dr. Phil approved."

~Gemma

It's girls too. Except my 9 yr old seems focused ...

2008-10-01T07:24:00.000-07:00

It's girls too. Except my 9 yr old seems focused on the male of the species.

Recently she decided Walmart should have an aisle where single women (like me) can go and pick out a man. You have to be 20 to enter the aisle and the men will all be in jeans, cowboy hats and no shirts.

Then last week she decided you should be able to order men through the mail. (Can you tell she wants a baby brother or sister?)

Two nights ago she asked if I have names for my *girls*. When I said no, she named them Lucy and Rhonda. I'm frightened of the teen years.

oh boy. Well, I think its because Jack is your son...

2008-10-01T07:03:00.000-07:00

oh boy. Well, I think its because Jack is your son. LMAO. That kid does some serious deep thinking.

Hmmm, I don't think it's just Jack. My eight-yr-o...

2008-10-01T06:20:00.000-07:00

Hmmm, I don't think it's just Jack. My eight-yr-old has come up with some doozies.

Mike: Mom, sometimes I think everything we think is real is really just a dream.

Me: Uh, that's a pretty advanced concept. What makes you think that?

Mike (shrugs): Why else would everything taste like chicken?

Or we used to play math games while in the car, but challenging him at the age of 5 could be, well, difficult.

Me: What's the square root of 9?

Mike: What's a square root?

Me: What number times iteself equals 9.

Mike: 3 *pause* But Mom, I don't think I'm supposed to know that yet.

Leslie, I'm so looking forward to reading Stand By Your Hitman. The local bookstore FINALLY got power back Sunday!

Whu do they do that? I never worried about anythi...

2008-10-01T05:47:00.000-07:00

Whu do they do that? I never worried about anything when I was a kid! It's the best part of being a kid!!!

Maybe it's a boy thing - my almost-six-year-old pe...

2008-10-01T03:35:00.000-07:00

Maybe it's a boy thing - my almost-six-year-old periodically gets all stressed out because he doesn't yet know who he's going to marry and how will he find her?? No explanation I provide is quite good enough!